查看完整版本: 几个算是新的笑话，希望能博大家一笑

几个算是新的笑话，希望能博大家一笑

中国有两大影视之都。
第一个是上海，近代中国电影工业的起源，如今电视电影作品林立，明星锋出。
第二个是青岛，从小琴自拍开始，青岛就诞生了一系列在网民间广泛流传脍炙人口的好片子，小琴、兽兽、高静......

相信不久的将来，青岛将独立支撑起我国A V工业的一片天地！



今年奥斯卡最大的赢家《国王的演讲》和《社交网络》计划引入中国，名字分别叫《认真贯彻落实国家领导人的重要讲话》和《该页无法显示》。


一哥们儿与女友吵架，不留神爆出最经典的那句：我他妈就你生命中一过客！他女友听后愣住，幽幽说道：过客也是客，咱也得接呀……



某报社招聘，考题是:假设你现在是秦朝记者，请你报道“焚书坑儒事件”。一应聘者答题：《篝火晚会意外发生特大事故，三百儒生不幸遇难,30万册先秦珍贵古籍被焚毁。始皇帝赶赴现场指挥抢救，沉痛哀悼死难者，严厉要求查办失职部门，杜绝类似事件再次发生。


女友说她在日本找到工作了,叫我在国内好好工作,不要看AV



1998年，马化腾五人凑了50万元创办腾讯，没买房；
1999年，漂在广州的丁磊用50万元创办网易，没买房；
1999年，26岁的陈天桥炒股赚了50万元，创办盛大，没买房……
如果当年他们用50万元买了房，现在可能正在还房贷



3DS創下奇蹟，救了眾多宅男的性命。今日日本強震奪走了幾條人命，也有人幸運獲救。震後當局開始搜尋倖存者，某宅男拿著3DS打開擦肩模式在廢墟上走動。當走到一堆瓦礫堆旁邊時3DS突然顯示附近有人擦肩，於是挖掘隊員們工作 30分鐘後，另一宅男成功獲救…（@praguebooks）


高中时，学校是封闭式管理的，平时我们出去玩只能翻墙，但只有一位同学是直接从大门走出去的。他个儿不高，有点胖，喜欢穿西装，络腮胡也不刮，每次出去的时候保安都问他：“跟老师谈得怎么样？”只见他一拍大腿，满脸哭丧像骂道：“我这个娃儿操心的很，一天到晚就晓得打架！来，给根烟抽消消气儿～



到性用品商店买避孕套，坚决都要黑色的。店主问我为什么， 我：“我的朋友去世了，我去看他的遗孀，黑色显得庄重。”


据说一老外年轻的时候，立志要当一名伟大的作家。怎么才算伟大呢？他说：我写的东西全世界都要看到！看完他们必定会歇斯底里！会火冒三丈！会痛苦万分！结果，他成功了，他在微软公司负责写系统蓝屏时的报错提示信息......

原来小琴、兽兽、高静都是青岛的啊，一哥么吵架那段真的很好笑。

不要看AV....这个女友究竟是好感人呢还是。。。。很囧，要雷翻

焚书坑儒的报道太有才了，充分体现了和谐社会的必要性。

那个不要看AV真是太逗了，字面含义和隐含内容真是发人深思呀。

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